I Have a Friend

A friend who always never fail to keep us waiting... worst still at times, no show...

He none other than LIOW YAW VWEE...

The story goes like this...

Today, we were suppose to meet for lunch at 1250 Singapore Time... what a weird timing for a weird person... Usually people would fix a time say 12pm? 1230pm? or even 1pm?? but this very joker , 1250pm...

1250pm came and gone and now he texted and says "I'll be there at only 130pm, some hdb fella blah blah blah..." oooh poor mel and i gotta wait on... on hungry stomach... gosh that joker betta be a kind remorseful soul to treat mel and i a gooooooooood lunch...

hmmm something more interesting... another joker, name "S" rhymes with the word ass... and yes he is lor...

He's forever eavedropping people's conversation, peeping into people's lappie, forever interupting peoples conversation too.... best of it, IT DOESNT CONCERN THAT ASS A WEE BIT!!!! hmmm could anyone just knock this ass on the head???? mel and i were chatting and this ass asked, 'who are we waiting for?' mel replied Vwee... and she turn around to me with an irritated look that spells, 'what has it got to do with you???!" what an ass...

hmmmm time ticking by the hour, so hungry, so restless and DAMN THAT VWEE, still not here...